Constipation or PROCLAMATION!
You are an American! ACT LIKE ONE!
Survey by: Bfl
When you watch the war coverage, I feel:
Constipated.
Proclaimated.
Masturbated.
When Bush gives a speech, I feel:
Constipated.
Proclaimated.
Agitated.
When I hear about an American troop getting hurt, I feel:
Constipated.
Castrated.
Horny.
When I masturbate with my neighbors, I feel:
Strange but comfortable with the situation. After all, they are my neighbors.
Like turning on the video camera and going into business with Myrone!
Like a druish prince.
Like I wish a woman were here right now with her pants around her ankles!
Sometimes the dog humps my leg, I feel:
ohhhhh yeah baby
Please .. oh yeah baby .. right there .. yeah .. ahhhhhhh .. oh yeah .. ohhhhhhhh baby ...
I once had a paper towel tube and a gerbil, I:
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