Constipation or PROCLAMATION!

You are an American! ACT LIKE ONE!

Survey by: Bfl

When you watch the war coverage, I feel:
Constipated.
Proclaimated.
Masturbated.

When Bush gives a speech, I feel:
Constipated.
Proclaimated.
Agitated.

When I hear about an American troop getting hurt, I feel:
Constipated.
Castrated.
Horny.

When I masturbate with my neighbors, I feel:
Strange but comfortable with the situation. After all, they are my neighbors.
Like turning on the video camera and going into business with Myrone!
Like a druish prince.
Like I wish a woman were here right now with her pants around her ankles!

Sometimes the dog humps my leg, I feel:

ohhhhh yeah baby

Please .. oh yeah baby .. right there .. yeah .. ahhhhhhh .. oh yeah .. ohhhhhhhh baby ...

I once had a paper towel tube and a gerbil, I:





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