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			<title>Counterfeit Dew?</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=917#01-05-2009</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan  2009 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/090105172837.jpg" class="right" alt="New Dew Logo" />A recent email from <a href="http://www.enorym.com">Myrn</a> prompted a trip to the vending machine for what I initially thought was counterfeit dew.  The <a href="http://www.mountaindew.com/">official mountain dew site</a> mentions nothing about the new logo, but a Google search reveals a <a href="http://www.ajc.com/services/content/printedition/2008/12/28/pepsilogos.html">logo makeover</a> in the works. It's <a href="http://www.underconsideration.com/brandnew/archives/pepsi_new_bottles.php">not limited to dew</a> either, and there's already some <a href="http://willitbrand.blogspot.com/2008/10/pepsis-embarrassing-grin.html">great parodies</a> on the new Pepsi logo.  The change can only be interpreted as another step closer to <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/">Idiocracy</a>.]]></description>
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			<title>eBay Adventure</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=916#12-30-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[95% of my eBay sales go off without a hitch, as is evidenced by my <a href="http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=atomicinternet&&ftab=FeedbackAsSeller&iid=200293858206&sspagename=VIP:feedback:2:us">feedback</a>, but the 5% that go somewhere I would never have predicted provide the most entertainment.  I decided to document the <a href="/media/news/ebay_hero.html">most recent example</a> for posterity and eagerly await his response, or at least hope it gets picked up on Google for his next vain Google search.  As you can tell I get a bit animated when confronted with all the caps and excessive punctuation.  Mix in arrogance and I become a full-on jerk.  If he had sent a cordial complaint I probably would have offered a partial refund for the hassle, but thankfully he went the ass route and I was able to work off some frustration.]]></description>
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			<title>Wind Induced Power Outage</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=915#12-28-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 28 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[Waking up to beeping UPS batteries at 4:49am is not pleasant, especially when you look outside and see the bright flashing of light that signifies the death of multiple transformers (the capacitor type, not the transforming alien robots).  The 17 hour outage that ensued has convinced me it's time to rig my furnace to accept generator power.  Since the generator only needs to power the blower and circuit board, it should be sufficient.  An initial check with my Kill-A-Watt will confirm my theory.  If this is my last post you can assume I electrocuted myself during the attempt.  Here's a breakdown of the outage in case you want to imagine how cold my house got.<br />4:49am - Power flickers and dies<br />5:17am - UPS powers down server<br />5:48pm - Power returns, server starts<br />5:52pm - Power dies again<br />5:55pm - UPS powers down server<br />9:09pm - Power returns, server starts<br />??:??? - Connectivity returns (when you read this)]]></description>
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			<title>Hello Gnome</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=914#12-27-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081227153153.gif" class="right" alt="Butt the Gnome says Hello" />Todays 60 degree weather melted the snow around Butt enough for him to pop out and say hello.  It also handily removed the ice from my driveway.  Unfortunately the sun decided to remain hidden, but a break from single digit temperatures was nice for a day.]]></description>
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			<title>Leap Second</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=913#12-26-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[The imperfect Earth, with it's snobbish rotation, scoffs at our proper time keepeing.  Instead of rotating in a consistant manner, it has the nerve to slow down.  We just <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28392450/">quietly add an extra second</a> every 4 years or so depending on the Earths mood.  Of course the slowing may mean the earth will completely stop in a billion or so years.  This would extend the day to 6 months instead of 24 hours possibly creating two distinct nomadic societies that constantly travel the earth to either avoid or remain in the light.  Your first thought might be Morlock and Eloi but you would be wrong!  The correct future non-rotating earth societies would be vampires lead by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riddick">Riddick</a>, and clones of Wesley Snipes lead by Blade.  Throw some Waterworld references in as well since they seemed to be travelling a lot in that movie.  Plus Waterworld sucked, so you'll get an idea of how 6 months of darkness feels.  Or you could just move to Michigan and find out first hand.<br /><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28392450/"><img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081227154407.jpg" alt="Extra Second!" border="0" /></a>]]></description>
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			<title>Achievement Unlocked!</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=912#12-22-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.leinninger.com">Tigerbomb</a> passed me <a href="http://armorgames.com/play/2893/achievement-unlocked">this link</a> which has quickly became my favorite game.  If they made an Xbox 360 port I'd pay whatever amount they wanted.  Any game you can get 50 achievements in under 20 seconds is my kind of game.]]></description>
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			<title>Snowstorm!</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=911#12-19-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/full_loop.php"><img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081219105709.jpg" class="right" alt="Giant Radar Loop" /></a> <a href="http://www.detroitarchive.com">Senator Kelley</a> passed me <a href="http://radar.weather.gov/Conus/full_loop.php">this link</a> today of a 3400 x 1600 animated GIF radar loop of the entire United States.  Definitely fun to watch the current snowstorm engulf the northeast in pretty blue green and yellow.  If you look closely, you can also see me passing traffic in the oncoming lane right past a cop who couldn't catch me even if he tried.  I love snow!]]></description>
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			<title>Zombie Snow Blowing</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=910#12-17-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081217093523.gif" alt="Zombie Snow Removal" class="right" />After a long night of <a href="http://games.teamxbox.com/xbox-360/1777/Left-4-Dead/">Left 4 Dead</a> in 8 player vs mode, I woke up this morning charged for a zombie fight. Instead, I fired up my snow blower and managed to clear both my driveway and my neighbors in <a href="/webcam/?date=12-17-2008">under 10 minutes</a>.  I'm not sure if it's the zombie vision or urge to get to the safe room, but apparently fighting zombie hordes is good preparation for snow removal.]]></description>
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			<title>PS Home Launches Tomorrow</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=909#12-10-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.india4u.com/india4unews/spl-images/spl2171.jpg" class="right" alt="Playstation Home" />So you paid the $399 for an overpriced blu-ray player and as movie rentals move farther from physical media and closer to streaming/downloadable you're wondering "Can I do anything with this other than play 'Little Big Planet'"? Well your answer is here as Sony finally <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2008/12/10/playstation-home-launching-globally-on-11-december/">launches PlayStation Home</a> tomorrow. While us Xbox 360 fanboys know we get <a href="http://www.eurogamer.net/article.php?article_id=80401">better graphics</a>, <a href="http://www.hardcoreware.net/reviews/review-348-1.htm">easier development</a>, <a href="http://rofl-at.us/?page_id=140">more exclusives</a>, <a href="http://blog.netflix.com/2008/07/netflix-streaming-to-xbox-live.html">streaming movies</a>, <a href="http://www.xbox.com/en-US/hardware/windowsmediacenter.htm?WT.svl=nav">built-in extender</a>and a <a href="http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=689598">better online network</a>, that last point could be in contention as Sony launches their cheap knockoff of <a href="http://secondlife.com/">Second Life</a>. PS3 fanboys, all kidding aside, tell me your thoughts after playing around with it.  I'll be reviewing it as well at my boyfriend/neighbors house on launch day.  For those disappointed in the recent lack of posts, this should provide more than enough fuel for rage and banter.]]></description>
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			<title>Q*BERT Birthday Cake</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=908#12-08-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081209195525.jpg" alt="Q*BERT Cake" class="right" />Try as I might to hide it, my birthday continues to occur year after year.  Having wrote the application that reminds managers of anniversaries and birthdays at work, I curse myself annually for not including an exception for my name. This year, however, was an exception to the cursing as it yielded an awesome <a href="/upload/081209195512.jpg">Q*BERT Birthday Cake</a>. My friend Tim from work asked me what my favorite video game character was a few days ago out of the blue and now I know why.  His wife spent 6 hours making the cake from scratch (thankfully also for her portfolio and not just my birthday) and as you can see it turned out awesome (tastes just like you'd expect Q*BERT to as well).]]></description>
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			<title>The Internet Is Gone!</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=907#11-21-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[This morning I woke up to cries of "the internet is gone!" from Lisa.  Thinking quickly, I decided the three most likely events that could bring down the internet was a colossal solar flare, multi-targeted thermonuclear attack, or a router worm of untold evil that jams every switch in the world with garbage.  Since my alarm clock was still working I ruled out the solar flare, and the lack of zombies ruled out the thermonuclear attack, which left the worm to end all worms as the likely culprit. I sprang into action and retrieved my emergency cash, gold ingots and platinum bars along with my <a href="http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?Prodid=11219554&whse=BC&topnav=&browse=&lang=en-US&s=1">bucket of food</a> and generator, then threw all of it along with Lisa into my truck. Before I could embark on my planned escape route from certain financial meltdown and social chaos my phone buzzed and my heart skipped a beat.  Taking it from the holster I was amazed to see my google alert for the <a href="http://www.engadgethd.com/2008/11/19/the-media-center-directv-hdpc-20-caught-in-action/">HDPC-20</a> flash across my screen. Daring to hope, I loaded up my mobile browser and was greeted with Google.  A few more websites later and I was convinced the internet was alive and well.  Running downstairs I discovered that in fact my internet <b><i>connection</i></b> was down, not the entire internet. I explained to Lisa that our internet connection is not the entire internet, and asked that in future outages she be more specific about what exactly is gone.  Crisis averted, I went back to bed.]]></description>
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			<title>I Gots The New Xbox Experience!</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=906#11-19-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081119093806.jpg" class="right" alt="AtomicInternet and SassyPoopyPants" />Excited as a 12 year old on Christmas, I ran downstairs this morning to get the new <a href="http://www.xbox360fanboy.com/2008/11/19/reminder-nxe-releases-early-this-morning/">Xbox Experience</a> on my primary machine.  My <a href="/news.asp?startat=article&article=899">illegal load</a> was lacking the new <span style="text-decoration: line-through">Miis</span> Avatars, so I quickly set about creating one after my new "legal" update finished. A few minutes later, I was hotter than ever, but apparently nobody on my friends list was as excited as me and I was alone in Avatar world.  Lucky for me, Lisa is obsessed with making virtual characters and by the time she was done creating hers, <a href="http://keithelder.net/blog/">Keith</a> had one done for a kinky Xbox fanboy three way.  Now I just need to get my new avatar into <a href="http://www.mirrorsedge.com">Mirrors Edge</a> so I can make out with Faith when Lisa isn't home, so long as <a href="http://www.nationalledger.com/ledgerpop/article_272623839.shtml">she doesn't catch me</a>.]]></description>
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			<title>November LAN</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=905#11-15-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[After an <a href="/photos/album.asp?album=ROCK_BAND_11-14-2008">intense night of Rock Band</a>, complete with lights and smoke machine courtesy <a href="http://www.detroitarchive.com">Senator Kelley</a>, the November LAN kicked off after 3 hours of setup and configuration.  The record setup time was thanks to Call of Duty 5, a 30 minute install that refused to cooperate until we setup a dedicated server. After the setup hurdle, things went fairly well with the addition of FarCry 2 and Zombie Panic to round out the game list. <a href="http://www.excelcier.com">Excelcier</a> took a hit for the team by volunteering his computer to experience the technical difficulties this LAN, and <a href="http://www.detroirarchive.com">Stavos</a> lost his crown as first to arrive when Marco not only showed up first but left last after helping me gain even more gamerpoints on Xbox with Mirrors Edge.  Now that all the setup kinks have been worked out, the Jan LAN should be a snap.  <a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3467033060122523988&hl=en">Timelapse</a> and <a href="/webcam/?date=11-15-2008">webcam</a> are all I got from this LAN thanks to my frantic attempts to get COD5 to work.]]></description>
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			<title>Dell PowerEdge 6600</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=904#11-14-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ldb01vWxJVWw5M:http://www.nasi.com/images/dell-powerEdge_6600.jpg" class="right" alt="PowerEdge 6600" />An auction at work netted me a <a href="http://support.dell.com/support/edocs/systems/pe6600/en/ug/028uuc10.htm#1039152">Dell PowerEdge 6600</a> server which I promptly <a href="/sysinfo/reaktor/">loaded up</a> for the upcoming LAN party. I learned the Xeon processors aren't 64 bit, which made the 8GB of memory less exciting, but still addressable. It replaces my <a href="/sysinfo/reactor/">PowerEdge 2400</a> which was cutting edge around 2000 (the new one is cutting edge around 2006) being twice as heavy and almost twice as large.  It's also 4200 better.  What do I plan on doing with this beast when I'm not serving files for LAN parties?  Absolutely nothing, it sucks too much power and nothing I do needs this much hardware.  I just like having it close to me, in case I need to start a virtual server farm or local weather modeling.  Below is my upgrade path to awesomeness.<table border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4" bordercolor="#000000">        <tr>            <th>System</th><th>CPU</th><th>Memory</th><th>RAID</th>        </tr><tr>            <td><a href="/sysinfo/reaktor">REAKTOR</a><br />New Server</td>            <td><a href="/sysinfo/reaktor/cpuz/">Xeon MP</a> @ 3.00 GHz<br />4 Physical, 8 Logical</td><td>8.00 GB DDR</td><td>Dual Dell PERC 4/DC</td>        </tr>        <tr>            <td><a href="/sysinfo/reactor">REACTOR</a><br />Old Server</td>            <td><a href="/sysinfo/reactor/cpuz/">Pentium III</a> @ 861 Mhz<br />1 Physical, 1 Logical</td><td>1.50 GB SDRAM</td><td>Single Dell PERC 2/Si</td>        </tr>    </table>]]></description>
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			<title>GameFly Is Superfly!</title>
			<link>http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/news.asp?startat=903#11-13-2008</link>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov  2008 15:00:00 EST</pubDate>
			<category>General</category>
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			<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://atomicinternet.homeip.net/upload/081113105316.jpg" class="right" alt="GameFly" />After deciding $60 for a new Xbox game could instead buy me 4 months of a 1-game-out <a href="http://www.gamefly.com">GameFly</a> rental subscription, I decided to take the plunge and signed up for an account yesterday.  After <a href="/upload/081113103134.jpg">setting up my queue</a> with <a href="http://www.mirrorsedge.com/">Mirrors Edge</a> at the top I restrained myself from hoping I'd get it any time soon, instead expecting to get the first "Available Now" title (Assasins Creed) as my first game.  An <a href="/upload/081113103748.jpg">email today</a>, however, had me tickled pink as I learned the 'just released' game is on it's way.  And while I wait for it, I can <a href="/upload/081113104147.jpg">learn the controls</a> and <a href="http://www.gamefly.com/products/pdfredir.asp?n=132515_instructions.pdf&pid=132515">download the manual</a>.  If it arrives before the weekend I may just have to do a happy dance.]]></description>
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